CDS's definitions

Aprilia

A poorly crafted sports bike made from recycled parts found at a local landfill site in northern Italy. Put together in makeshift caravans by Romanian asylum seekers and given away in the UK to the less fortunate.

Don’t be like Davey and buy and Aprilia, his friends always have to wait in the next service station for him to catch up and he can’t ride it in the rain as it’s not waterproof.

by CDS May 11, 2021

Josh

a really sweet guy with an optimistic personality. He has total swag and
is fun to be around. Smart, funny, and has complete awesomeness and always

knows how to cheer someone up. Can be the best guy friend you'll ever have!

person: "who's the guy with the awesome swag?"
person: "oh yeah that would be josh!"

by CDS October 23, 2013

aipfaavkkgg

Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)

In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.

by Cds July 25, 2009

Pocket g's

The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's.

*** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in
Hero: calls 9402
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero collected 19304 from pot
Hero: gg

Hero held Pocket g's with 49o

by Cds January 1, 2008

he sucks, she sucks

Everyone in the tournament is a bunch of scrubs

he sucks, she sucks, gengar power! I'm winning this pokemon tournament.

by Cds November 7, 2007

lol wedding

Term given to the act of sending out invitations for one's wedding via Facebook or Myspace.

Inbox (1)
Subject: LOL Wedding!!!
Hai guyz I'm getting married, ur all invited!

by Cds September 25, 2007

obv

Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"

by Cds October 20, 2006