love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

roflmao

(abbreviation)

Rolling On the Floor Licking My Acquaintance's Orifice

dan: julie & i we were totally roflmao at the office!
wife: heh..yeah. *continues reading*
dan to julie online: well, i've told her. she didn't care. let's roflmao again tomorrow.

by catfight12 January 09, 2009

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

by catfight12 January 07, 2009

hungercise

A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.

Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"

by catfight12 January 09, 2009

ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

by catfight12 January 07, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.

- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.

by catfight12 January 10, 2009