When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.
Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS
by catfight12 January 05, 2009
An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.
Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.
by catfight12 January 05, 2009
A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.
Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*
by catfight12 January 07, 2009
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.
Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"
by catfight12 January 09, 2009
A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.
- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
by catfight12 January 13, 2009
- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.
by catfight12 January 12, 2009