catfight12's definitions

roflmao

(abbreviation)

Rolling On the Floor Licking My Acquaintance's Orifice

dan: julie & i we were totally roflmao at the office!
wife: heh..yeah. *continues reading*
dan to julie online: well, i've told her. she didn't care. let's roflmao again tomorrow.

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.

- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.

by catfight12 January 10, 2009

FATH

FATH (abbreviation)

Fat After The Holidays

- i don't feel like going out. i'm feelin' totally fath..
- fat?
- fath
- fAT?
- fATH
- FAT??????
- FATH!!! FAT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

tie guy

That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.

- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

VMA

(acronym)

Vaginal Masturbatory Aid

molly used the jack rabbit for years because she thought it was the best VMA in the whole of VA. until she discovered the butterfly.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

prop-whoa-sal

n.

A creative/awesome wedding proposal.

Did you hear about Ben's proposal to his Archaeologist girlfriend? He buried the ring box in the site for her to unearth. I was like, now THAT was a prop-whoa-sal!

by catfight12 January 6, 2009