ASG

(acronym)

After-Sex Glow

- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

HID Data has stopped working

A bug that shows at startup on a computer using the Windows Vista OS.

I see the HID Data has stopped working dialog box again. I wish I could afford an Apple MAC.

by catfight12 January 08, 2009

Same shit, different setting

(Kind of like "same shit, different day" or ssdd) When a person relocates from place X/is in a different setting & expects great things to happen, but this doesn't happen, much to his disappointment

Neil thought he'd become a more responsible & less alcoholic individual when he moved from New Orleans to the UK but basically, it was the same shit, different setting

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

by catfight12 January 04, 2009

comFITition

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children

i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .

Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.

by catfight12 January 08, 2009

user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex

- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009