That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.
- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..
by catfight12 January 12, 2009

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .
Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.
by catfight12 January 08, 2009

When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.
Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS
by catfight12 January 04, 2009

bit of space treated as a whiteboard (but often, a permanent marker like Sharpie is used) to write about how they feel about someone, or to announce or advertise something
"for the biggest jugs in dallas, dial (555) 98-99-100!! p.s. mandy has crabs" was what samantha wrote on the bathroom wall
by catfight12 January 08, 2009

A condition or state (term is based on the name of the UK group "Fatboy Slim") wherein:
1) A fat girl eats like a bird in public, thereby suggesting that she is fat NOT because she eats everything in sight, but because she suffers from some kind of thyroidal dysfunction
2) A fat girl has lost weight & yet managed to retain good qualities developed from when she was a fat girl (such as her low-maintenance personality or sense of humor)
1) A fat girl eats like a bird in public, thereby suggesting that she is fat NOT because she eats everything in sight, but because she suffers from some kind of thyroidal dysfunction
2) A fat girl has lost weight & yet managed to retain good qualities developed from when she was a fat girl (such as her low-maintenance personality or sense of humor)
Girl 1: You think Maggie really has a thyroid problem? Whenever we get lunch she eats like, half her sandwich and drinks Coke Light..
Girl 2: Yeah, no. The guys left a hidden camera in that classroom that no 1 ever uses & caught her wolfing down 3 Big Macs after school hours.
Girl 1: So she's a run-of-the-mill fatgirl slim..
Girl 2: Yeah, no. The guys left a hidden camera in that classroom that no 1 ever uses & caught her wolfing down 3 Big Macs after school hours.
Girl 1: So she's a run-of-the-mill fatgirl slim..
by catfight12 January 05, 2009

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

A scream/cheer for when a "big-boned"/fat girl in a movie/TV series gets with a hot guy & is not even treated as "big-boned/fat"
"One for the big girls!" was what Bertha screamed as she watched Dr. Callie Torres get it on with McSteamy in Grey's Anatomy
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
