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Definitions by catfight12

love at first bite 

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans
In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.
love at first bite by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Bellatio 

Fellatio given by...who else! Bella Swan
ohhh MAN, i've dreamed about getting a Bellatio every day since watching Twilight
Bellatio by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Best Angle Photo 

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.
- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.
Best Angle Photo by catfight12 January 10, 2009

intercest 

(from combining internet + incest) When you finally meet up with your 'secret' internet lover & find out that it's your dad/mom/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin
- Dude I'm never chatting on mIRC again, did you hear what happened to Bruce?
- What?
- He met up with SexyGal4u69me & found out it was his sisterrrr
- Gross!! Intercest!!!!
intercest by catfight12 January 9, 2009

hungercise 

A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.
Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"
hungercise by catfight12 January 9, 2009

affair weather friend 

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.
i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..
Energy drink gays drink before they hit the gym
Imma get me sum Gaytorade & make myself look all ripped n sweaty for my gym bunny crush
Gaytorade by catfight12 January 9, 2009