catfight12's definitions

Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Chinkmas

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.

Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

RicoRolled

When one is duped into clicking a link to some free porn/any other subject of interest but is instead taken to the 1990 music video of Rico Suave (Gerardo Mejia) shot in Miami, where we see a Mariachi band, chicks with Aqua net hair & Gerardo Mejia dancing with nips hanging out, in an unbuttoned blazer with shoulder pads.

I'd rather be Rickrolled than RicoRolled any day. This Rico Suave guy is totally gross.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

bad girl party

A gathering of females much like a bachelorette party, except there isn't 1 bacholerette whose 'freedom' is ending. Girls may or may not come in 'sexy' attire & sex toys are brought. A hired expert teaches how to give blowjobs, how to stimulate the clit, etc. At the end of the night, party favors may be handed out (edible underwear, etc). The most famous bad girl party in a movie would probably be that one from Old School with (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, etc).

girl 1: shanna's bad girl party was stoke! you shoulda been there, there were contests & in the last 1, the prize was...ready for this?? a jack rabbit vibrator!!!!!
girl 2: *screams* zOMG!!!!!

by catfight12 January 7, 2009

fag, you're it!

(like "tag, you're it!")

A gay people habit of labelling others as gay, even when they're not gay

perez hilton loves playing the game fag, you're it!

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

Bellatio

Fellatio given by...who else! Bella Swan

ohhh MAN, i've dreamed about getting a Bellatio every day since watching Twilight

by catfight12 January 11, 2009