catfight12's definitions

Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.

Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Chinkmas

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.

Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

fat girl rodeo-reversal

When a fat girl that is 'in the know' pulls a fast one (or fat one, even) on fat girl rodeo players by grabbing the nearest elongated object (cucumber or beer bottle) & anally violating the prankster whilst his fun-loving friends look on in disbelief, disgust, shock & amazement all at the same time.

Hahaha, that fucker didn't think he had 1 coming. I pulled a fat girl rodeo-reversal on him. He's probably going to have ta poop through his peehole for weeks. ONE FOR THE BIG GIRLS

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.

Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.

by catfight12 January 5, 2009

fat air

n.

What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.

Girl 1: Hey. Where's Kel? Wasn't she standing there just a moment ago??
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.

by catfight12 January 5, 2009