catfight12's definitions

Don't Publish

The button we click when a person submits an urban dictionary definition of his/her name as a way of telling his/her 2 homies that read urban dictionary how "awesome", "cool", or any other positive adjective s/he is.

We click Don't Publish to save you from the embarrassment of telling others how 'awesome' you think you are.

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

hungercise

A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.

Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

The Prodigal Scum

Based on the Biblical parable The Prodigal Son, The Prodigal Scum is any Christian family boy who runs away from home then comes back in hopes of being bestowed all the family's riches.

- I think I'm going to attempt to pull The Prodigal Scum next year. Then I'm gonna buy a place in Ibiza & spend the rest of my days there.

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

urbanetizens

The cool & creative citizens of Urbandictionary.com (us)

We urbanetizens rock. Hellz yea!

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Fed-Ex

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

ugly friend

A friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.

Girl 1: Suzy says we're going to Club X tonight
Girl 2: Shit, all the girls there are SO hot.. Dammit, I have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
Girl 1: We could invite Megan.
Girl 2: Your ugly friend? Hellz yea!
*Girl 1 dials Megan's number*

by catfight12 January 7, 2009