catfight12's definitions

bathroom wall

bit of space treated as a whiteboard (but often, a permanent marker like Sharpie is used) to write about how they feel about someone, or to announce or advertise something

"for the biggest jugs in dallas, dial (555) 98-99-100!! p.s. mandy has crabs" was what samantha wrote on the bathroom wall

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

fictiontasy

A fantasy that involves fictional (from a book/movie/tv series/game, etc.) characters

- he pulled down his drawers & got lost in the fictiontasy involving goku, yoda & emperor palpatine

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.

Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.

by catfight12 January 5, 2009

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

One for the big girls!

A scream/cheer for when a "big-boned"/fat girl in a movie/TV series gets with a hot guy & is not even treated as "big-boned/fat"

"One for the big girls!" was what Bertha screamed as she watched Dr. Callie Torres get it on with McSteamy in Grey's Anatomy

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

MANceptable

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)

When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part

by catfight12 January 12, 2009