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Definitions by catfight12

comFATition 

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.
Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
comFATition by catfight12 January 11, 2009

comFITition 

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children
i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.
comFITition by catfight12 January 11, 2009
1) Taking ketamine or special K & XTC/MDMA
2) Female masturbation
3) When a female goes ape shit
1) I don't care about acid, I'm kittyflippin' at the party
2) She likes to kittyflip to Hentai
3) Bunny kittyflipped when she found out there was no more vodka in the liquor cabinet
kittyflip by catfight12 January 11, 2009

l337arded 

When people use the term "l337" so much it's retarded
Guy 1: Dude, I was at the supermarket & found this bottle of detergent for like $1.29. How l337 is that??
Guy 2: Yeah totally I was driving & I saw this squirrel run up a tree.. l337 stuff.
Guy 3: More like...l337arded.
l337arded by catfight12 January 11, 2009

user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex
- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.
user friendly by catfight12 January 11, 2009

fictiontasy

A fantasy that involves fictional (from a book/movie/tv series/game, etc.) characters
- he pulled down his drawers & got lost in the fictiontasy involving goku, yoda & emperor palpatine
fictiontasy by catfight12 January 11, 2009
molly used the jack rabbit for years because she thought it was the best VMA in the whole of VA. until she discovered the butterfly.
VMA by catfight12 January 11, 2009