FATH

FATH (abbreviation)

Fat After The Holidays

- i don't feel like going out. i'm feelin' totally fath..
- fat?
- fath
- fAT?
- fATH
- FAT??????
- FATH!!! FAT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!

by catfight12 January 09, 2009

tie guy

That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.

- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

VMA

(acronym)

Vaginal Masturbatory Aid

molly used the jack rabbit for years because she thought it was the best VMA in the whole of VA. until she discovered the butterfly.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

princess syndrome

When a girl is deluded in thinking that she is a 'princess' & everyone else--such as her friends, family, & peers, are of secondary or little importance.

I wonder if Paris Hilton still suffers from the princess syndrome after her grandfather claimed that he's changing his will & no longer leaving his children & grandchildren his riches but rather, donating them to charity.

by catfight12 January 08, 2009

hungercise

A form of extreme dieting wherein one feels hunger (because one didn't eat much, if at all) but exercises anyway because s/he so desperately wants to lose weight. Also see anorexercise.

Anorexic girl says, "I need to get me some hungercise!! I'm 5'6" 88 lbs.. I gained 1 lb. over the holidays..gah!!"

by catfight12 January 09, 2009

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

by catfight12 January 07, 2009

roflmao

(abbreviation)

Rolling On the Floor Licking My Acquaintance's Orifice

dan: julie & i we were totally roflmao at the office!
wife: heh..yeah. *continues reading*
dan to julie online: well, i've told her. she didn't care. let's roflmao again tomorrow.

by catfight12 January 09, 2009