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A Ride for a Ride

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.
The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?
by casdebom April 22, 2011
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Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Holland

(Simple English)

Holland: Actual Name: The Netherlands (Nederland)
Ethnic Groups: 80% Dutch

20% other
Capital: Amsterdam
Population: 16,500,156
Size: 41.526 Square Kilometers
Government type: Democratic Kingdom

The Netherlands is a small country, but very important.
It Has 2 Large Cities: Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Rotterdam is one of the largest ports in the world. This has to be so, because the Dutch Economy relies on it.

The official langauge is Dutch. There are also regions where other dialects are spoken.

The country consists of 12 provinces, who all have there own capital. One province Flevoland, was first in the sea, but was dug out later.

Most people think all Dutch people hate germans, but that is not true. Most Dutch people feel absolutely no hatred against the Germans.

Good things that come from Holland are: The Beer, Phillips, Soccer clubs, video games, movie directors, cheese and tulips.

In The Netherlands, Hasj is legal. This worries many people, but it is handled well. Also Prostitution is legal.
The Legal age to drink is 16, to drive is 17.

The Immigrants, can come to the Netherlands, But are mostly treated as second-class people.

Basically you can read everything what Italiano1207 says, and believe the Opposite. He probaply is 12 years old.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; Yes I would like that!
by Casdebom June 25, 2009
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Ignore

Not to pay too much attention to someone.
Stephen: You're gonna say Hitler was a racist next!
Hugh: (...)
Stephen: What?
Hugh: Oh, just shut up you blittering twat!

-Here, Hugh was to ignore Stephen-
by casdebom July 15, 2010
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cuntblaster

1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.

2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
by casdebom February 18, 2011
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