One of the characters of the most intelligent show on TV.
Dr. Frasier Crane was formerly known from the 80's TV show 'Cheers' (not to be misstaken by what an asshole says when he drinks). The story in 'Frasier is about an Psychiatrist that moves from Boston To Seattle to begin a new life in Radio-psychiatry. He has a disastrous love-life and dates lots of women. Frasier is a total snob, just like his Brother Niles Crane (also a psychiatrist). In the opposite his father Martin Crane and his helper Daphne are the total opposite of them. This show is great...
(Niles finds an old scull under the floorboards)
Niles: Maybe it's a builder that got trapped, or an exterminator that was overcome with fumes.
Frasier: Probable solutions, Niles. However, neither is possible.
Niles: Why not?
Frasier: Because when you die, your head does not pop off like a champagne cork!
Not to pay too much attention to someone.
Stephen: You're gonna say Hitler was a racist next!
Hugh: Oh, just shut up you blittering twat!
-Here, Hugh was to ignore Stephen-
This word is short for 'total bullshit'. The favourite qoute used by Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe in the hit-sitcom Frasier. He uses it often when he's angry or doesn't quite understand something.
Normally preceded by 'THIS STINKS'.
Bulldog: Hey, you got nice feet!
Roz: Really? You don't think they're too big?
Bulldog: You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.
Bulldog: You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!
Bulldog: THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL BS! That apron boy is gonna...!
Bulldog: Oh, here they are.
Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.
This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.
Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
I'll explain later...
Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.
The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?
Glock Cock is a phenomenon in which a commonly afro-american gangster puts his pistol or other semi-automatic assault rifle in the fly of his pants, and fires it. Resulting in a combination of style and absolute nonsense. Also used by Swedish cops.
Johnny Crack: Did you see me bust that fool?!
Afroman: Did you hit the Glock Cock son?
Skeet-Skeet Whitebread: Might wanna zip your fly there chief, your Glock Cock is hanging out.
Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.
Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister