Definitions by carrie jackson

Sticks in my crotch 

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

Sticks in my crotch by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

bush tiger 

When a tiger has a bigger bush than Osama Bin Laden

When we were hunting in Africa I saw a bush tiger and I had to masturbate to it

bush tiger by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

skyscraper dick 

When your dick is taller than you are

When I saw that 600 pound black woman I got a skyscraper dick

skyscraper dick by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Oprah Winfrey bitch 

When "you get this pussy, you get this pussy, everybody gets this pussy"

Theres this one girl named Molly at our school and she's such an Oprah Winfrey bitch

Oprah Winfrey bitch by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

pussy rash 

When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.

I got a huge pussy rash after Ashton was in my Grand Canyon last night

pussy rash by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Feeding the geese 

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

Feeding the geese by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

yellow brick chode 

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

yellow brick chode by carrie jackson May 15, 2018