carrie jackson's definitions

bush tiger

When a tiger has a bigger bush than Osama Bin Laden

When we were hunting in Africa I saw a bush tiger and I had to masturbate to it

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

pussy rash

When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.

I got a huge pussy rash after Ashton was in my Grand Canyon last night

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

skyscraper dick

When your dick is taller than you are

When I saw that 600 pound black woman I got a skyscraper dick

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Oprah Winfrey bitch

When "you get this pussy, you get this pussy, everybody gets this pussy"

Theres this one girl named Molly at our school and she's such an Oprah Winfrey bitch

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018