cHris's definitions

nofi

no flame intended

or

no offense intended

guy1: i need some help now!

guy2: hey hey, can't you ask me nicely?

guy1: i'm sorry, nofi

by chris August 30, 2008

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005

NUGGET

a bud of marijuana (pot, weed, trees, etc.)

yo lets get some nugget and smoke it in a honey dutch.

by chris November 9, 2004

bio-soup

a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin

man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair

by Chris May 13, 2005

Hard Target

1. An ugly person you bring home for sex.
Note: Often results in a Rough Shot
Also known as the dreaded 'Coyote.'

'Went home with a Hard Target last night'
'Tough luck, bud.'

by Chris June 18, 2006

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

undoucheable

A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.

"I really like ___, but this dude is pretty sweet to her, he is undoucheable"

by Chris March 27, 2005