56 definitions by bushlight

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

A magical unicorn who is not a virgin even though he could do better he is better off with the scorpio.

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

A chicken nugget tougher than any other chicken nugget overcooked and ready to rise to the top. Eye of the tiger Rocky Balboa material. A real clock puncher ready to put in the work to make it to the top from chicken little to commando gung ho Kung foo fighting chicken tender

The imprint left by sitting naked in the snow.

The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.