Gay pride

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.
Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.
by bushlight June 24, 2021
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Evangelical Protestant

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.
Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.
by bushlight December 27, 2018
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Racist

All white people are racist but only if an outsider says so.
Oh, there's the racist white people again!
by bushlight December 19, 2017
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Wtf

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.
Im having sandwiches for wtf.
by bushlight September 27, 2018
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Achilles

Achilles lives in troy who defeated telephus in the Trojan war who is from Olympia. Troy, al is a b and Olympia, WA is an a- on niche.com reference to Greek mythology.
Achilles was defeated by Alexander.
by bushlight December 21, 2017
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Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)
Those punks are giving me homophobia.
by bushlight February 19, 2018
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Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.
That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?
by bushlight October 31, 2018
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