bushlight's definitions

Evangelical Protestant

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

by bushlight December 27, 2018

Olympia

"It's the water" and "good luck" are written on the beer can. The mental health system is dominant. The locals hang out at the well and watch government workers get water .4 Miles from the toxic soil sign. 29% overall religion 11% Evangelical Protestant which means it's not a holy Land. The water south in Tumwater was blessed by a holy man with Alka Seltzer and the 120 year old brewery caught fire. There is believed to be yeast holding it together.

Olympia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

by bushlight December 27, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Bad genetics

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.

The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.

by bushlight January 14, 2019

pervert

a word women can use to expose themselves in public and not get caught which in some places is more illegal.

she called me a pervert again, maybe they should have a special place for bitches.

by bushlight June 21, 2018

schwarzenegger

Arnold was a hard working young man and Schwarz means black in the German language so based on what was happening in Austria at the time when Arnold found out what his father and brother had called him he fled to america.

is Schwarzenegger still the governor?

by bushlight June 21, 2018

America

The land of the free, the home of the brave. In America you can be an American because if you try to tell me to you and yang I don't know what hole to pee in so don't do it. The wall is there for a reason, stop trying to see through it.

Born in America.

by bushlight February 17, 2019