bushlight's definitions

Racist

All white people are racist but only if an outsider says so.

Oh, there's the racist white people again!

by bushlight December 18, 2017

Wtf

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.

Im having sandwiches for wtf.

by bushlight September 26, 2018

Hercules

Lives in Olympia, lifts Olympic weights and according to the myth hits motherfuckers with lighting bolts.

Hercules is strong today.

by bushlight January 11, 2018

Brown chicken

The brown chicken died of asphyxiations as the brown cow ran away with his bucks.

Another dead brown chicken. Too bad.

by bushlight December 15, 2017

American

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.

Proud to be an American today.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Lysol

Lysol is a solvent for lye which dissolves soap scum on cars and dryer vents, washing machines, dishwashers showers and sinks. I recommend you reevaluate your property value and I will not pay 30,000 for a 1970 Camaro.

Lysol solvent removes soap scum.

by bushlight June 23, 2021

Bad genetics

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.

The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.

by bushlight January 14, 2019