Definitions by bushlight

Bad genetics 

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.

The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.

Bad genetics by bushlight January 14, 2019

Jew jitsu 

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

Jew jitsu by bushlight December 28, 2018

Evangelical Protestant 

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.

Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.

Evangelical Protestant by bushlight December 27, 2018

Olympia 

"It's the water" and "good luck" are written on the beer can. The mental health system is dominant. The locals hang out at the well and watch government workers get water .4 Miles from the toxic soil sign. 29% overall religion 11% Evangelical Protestant which means it's not a holy Land. The water south in Tumwater was blessed by a holy man with Alka Seltzer and the 120 year old brewery caught fire. There is believed to be yeast holding it together.

Olympia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

Olympia by bushlight December 27, 2018

Terrorism 

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

Terrorism by bushlight December 10, 2018

Necrotizing fascists 

This refers to racists and contrary to popular beliefs is not, I repeat not se flesh eating virus necrotizing fasciitis. Nazi's or racists is what's being referred to here ladies and gentlemen, racists and racist.

I caught another hospital bill due to necrotizing fascists.

Necrotizing fascists by bushlight November 16, 2018

Bitch made

Bitch made describes a person who founded their lives with either complaints or poorly treated women and so far when this person has go e back on either one their house collapsed.

I dont even want to have a conversation with that bitch made mutterfucker, he cant even talk right.

Bitch made by bushlight November 4, 2018