Definitions by bushlight

Karma 

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

Karma by bushlight November 7, 2017

Adictease 

Sexy drug addicts who continuously overdose on drugs so they can get in a program but are not really worth your time.

Why do those adictease keep trying to die in the park? They never put out.

Adictease by bushlight November 5, 2017

A&D cream 

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

A&D cream by bushlight November 4, 2017

Felonknees 

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

Felonknees by bushlight October 12, 2017

Nodattall 

When you look up at a tall person and look back down trying to avoid eye contact because you lost your balance

Did you see that huge dude walk by)?nodattall I was looking where I was going.

Nodattall by bushlight October 10, 2017

Snitch offender 

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

Snitch offender by bushlight September 28, 2017

Contender 

A chicken nugget tougher than any other chicken nugget overcooked and ready to rise to the top. Eye of the tiger Rocky Balboa material. A real clock puncher ready to put in the work to make it to the top from chicken little to commando gung ho Kung foo fighting chicken tender

I wanted to be a star.. I wanted to be a contender... But look I'm barely able to pull my weight with the mcnuggets... Why..yy..yy

Contender by bushlight September 23, 2017