bushlight's definitions

Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018

Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

by bushlight January 15, 2018

Cooley

The imprint left by sitting naked in the snow.

ThatIMFa wide Cooley.

by bushlight December 12, 2017

Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)

Those punks are giving me homophobia.

by bushlight May 7, 2018

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

Stuck up

To have better luck than anybody else, being unhappy and unable To do anything about it.

I can't believe that guy wants to go and be stuck up and have a different quality of life than anybody else.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

pervert

a word women can use to expose themselves in public and not get caught which in some places is more illegal.

she called me a pervert again, maybe they should have a special place for bitches.

by bushlight June 21, 2018