bushlight's definitions

Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018

Cold hearted

The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.

That cold hearted baby mama killed him.

by bushlight May 4, 2018

Homophobia

This is a complicated condition where a straight person, usually introverted, has a fear of a ho(horoscope) with a no (moustache or mohawk) and is now a foe(enemy)

Those punks are giving me homophobia.

by bushlight May 7, 2018

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Stuck up

To have better luck than anybody else, being unhappy and unable To do anything about it.

I can't believe that guy wants to go and be stuck up and have a different quality of life than anybody else.

by bushlight January 20, 2018

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

pervert

a word women can use to expose themselves in public and not get caught which in some places is more illegal.

she called me a pervert again, maybe they should have a special place for bitches.

by bushlight June 21, 2018