Definitions by burt

Achy Breaky Heart 

The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.

He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.

Achy Breaky Heart by Burt April 5, 2005

Lavinia 

Lavinia is the hottest Visi grl to walk this plantet all guyz want her but to bad i have her she dominates at beer pong and we get drunk everyday together but never in school of course i wont leave ya unless sum1 hotter (which is hard 2 find) comes along ya ma grl 4 life!

Guy1: Dam tht fine piece of ass came from Visi i gatta tap tht shes soo seductive ill take her candy shopp and let her lick ma lolipop anyday

That grl is soo lavinia its orgasmic

Lavinia by Burt March 12, 2005

(:) 

make yourself small or be embarassed

i' ve done something wrong i'm (:)

(:) by BURT March 4, 2005

SALMAN 

A real top bloke... Good for a laugh...

Sal is a cool dude.. ya dig?

SALMAN by Burt November 17, 2004

trustafarian 

It's a little more elegant now. modern, 30-ish trustafarians are spending January in Jaipur with wealthy, titled euros and spending tons of money on Burmese laquerware. If you smell a mixture of orange blossom and body odor in the air, look for rumpled Italian shirts and shoddy khakis under a navy Blazer.You might want to check at the bar at The Strand Hotel in Rangoon.

My ex. Coke heir, hops artound the world with one small bag.

trustafarian by Burt April 22, 2004

kitters 

a female whom you cannot resist; regardless of length of time known. most likely due to her beauty and the amount of interest she incurrs.

I met, fell for, and married a kitters yesterday.
I gave a kitters one hundred dollars because she asked for it.

kitters by burt March 14, 2004

minta 

ass with strawberry blonde hair

alright "minta"
wot you mean u slept wit ya mrs while she was sleeping?!

minta by burt December 12, 2003