Chopsticks

Americans believe if you use it you instantly become Chinese so that's why takeaway isn't doing very well

Person 1: I used chopsticks to eat lunch does that mean I'm Chinese
Person 2: If I eat a taco does that mean I'm Mexican

by budgetsheep February 19, 2019

Singapore

Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground

Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

Broke

Something you laugh about in memes and reality shows until you actually are broke

Samuel: damn I'm broke af
Peter: at least you can afford lunch
Samuel: it was from the trash

by budgetsheep February 17, 2019

Bryan

for some it can mean a nice person but usually a explicitly autistic man who just likes to fap like no shit

Jake: man that guy is such a weirdo
Colin: he's a Bryan of course he's weird
Jake: oh dear he's coming this way RUN Colin RUNNNNNN

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes

Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit

by budgetsheep February 17, 2019

that's very interesting tell me more

if you use this sentence the speaker then knows you don't give a shit about his or her speech and that you want to die

9 Year Old Kid: and then I got so many v-bucks *flexes*
Me: oh that's very interesting tell me more

by budgetsheep February 19, 2019

Nicholas

that one guy who will uncontrollably flex on you even if you know his life is just sad and fake

James: that guy runs fast
Nicholas: so lame I can run 30km in 10 mins
James: you gay cunt 69 to the power of 69

by budgetsheep February 17, 2019