bryan's definitions

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

coo

the ice tea drink nestea cool

yo mom grab me a coo

by bryan May 5, 2005

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004