bryan's definitions

Bass

The area between your balls and your ass.

I could really use some baby powder on my bass.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

gangsta lean

You can tell who's doing a gansta lean by how stupid they look in there cars. They are almost in the passenger seat while driving. This looks even funnier when the person is driving a crappy car like a Grand Am or some Ricer car.

I saw that kid driving his riced out Eclipse and doing a gangsta lean so I put up my finger for him. He then procedded to turn around and catch up to me by the next stoplight. I then beat his ass down in my American Camaro.

by Bryan February 4, 2006

Creature

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

by Bryan November 18, 2004

dudette

The chick form of the word dude

Dude.. that is one hot dudette

by Bryan August 30, 2004

KB

Kitchen Bitch: a person that is made to cook both at home and possibly at work as well

Justin is a Kitchen Bitch for his work and at home

by Bryan December 31, 2004

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003