Bowl of Oatmeal

A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.
Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.
by Bryan August 28, 2003
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nasioc

by Bryan October 13, 2004
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x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
by Bryan June 07, 2005
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maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.
"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."
by Bryan February 28, 2005
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Beta

Beta is French for Humongous Genetals. The renaissance brought many things to humanity aswell as a word for a big penis. They pronounce it an "o" instead of the "E" in Beta.
I played with my Beta all day , so now I am Le tired.
by Bryan March 27, 2005
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Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.
Oh that was fun, let's do it again.
by bryan April 30, 2004
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Mack Truck

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!
boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!
by Bryan April 15, 2005
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