bryan's definitions

im bouncin

im leavin, bookin, etc.

person#1:yo i'm bouncin
person#2:Peace, stay strong, one.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.

I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Mack Truck

Nasty, ugly, fat BITCH.

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!
boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!

by Bryan April 15, 2005

front burner

On a soap opera, a story that gets coverage everyday.

The story about edmund's murder has been on the front burner on All My Children.

by bryan April 15, 2005

WFF

white fat fuck. Its white people that go to McDonalds everyday and are very fat and they have to walk like a penguin because they are so fat. You will mostly find these people in places were there arent any side walks and everything is so far away and they have to drive ever wear.

"EEEWWWW. Look at the WFF!"

by Bryan April 12, 2005