The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

x-box by Bryan June 14, 2005

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The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo

I love Halo, not Xbox.

X-box by Justin H. April 30, 2005

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An object used for comparison to an object of large size.

"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!

X-box by without a cause October 9, 2003

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Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."

Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

x-box by Mizz Oni January 30, 2005

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what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

X-Box by Eric December 8, 2004

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