Bryan's Mom
Bryan's Mom by Paul F SON!! May 14, 2009
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Bryan Stowed on
To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.
guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.
guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on
guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on
Bryan Stowed on by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011
BRIAN'S FATE PART 2
GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
...
To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
Amen
Amen
BRIAN'S FATE PART 2 by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021
Bryan Stars
A slimy snake who steals money from people. Often makes up sexual skits for younger people to make videos about. You may have heard of him from his interviews or his past collab channel called My Digital Escape (MDE)with Johnnie Guilbert Alex Dorame Jordan Sweeto Kyle David Hall Jeydon Wale and Shannon Taylor. He used them to get to teenagers and promote sexual activity while getting funds from tours that literally have no meaning. Also has some shit EP out (don't buy)
Fangirl 1- "Wow have you heard Mde broke up:'( "
Fangirl 2- " Yes its because that snake Bryan Stars kicked them out because he only wanted money and views"
Fangirl 1- "Wow that's selfish, no wonder they broke up"
Fangirl 2- " Yes its because that snake Bryan Stars kicked them out because he only wanted money and views"
Fangirl 1- "Wow that's selfish, no wonder they broke up"
Bryan Stars by panic!atthechemicalhorizon October 26, 2016
Brian's Garage
Brian's Garage by Brain Goodyear July 5, 2012
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