bryan's definitions

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.

Damn that weed is dannk

by Bryan October 18, 2003

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

Heady

Someone down with the movement of love, funk and good old times.

"That Page guy is just so heady"

by Bryan May 29, 2004

beautiful

1)Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight
2)Excellent; wonderful

brittanie cwiklinski is beautiful

by bryan March 21, 2005

hairspray

Great Broadway Musical Now Running at the Neil Simon Theatre in NYC!!

It takes place in Baltimore in the 1960s and has to do with racial issues and other 60s stuff

Based on the film made by John Waters

IT'S A GREAT MUSICAL!!!!

My Favorite song is "Without Love"

by Bryan February 8, 2005