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Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
by Bryan November 29, 2004
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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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goth

Initially a musical genre that emerged in the late 70s post punk era, Goth evolved into a full-blown sub culture a few years later with the evolution of Gothic fashion and imagery. A movement with a seemingly infinite ability to re-invent itself Goth has survived over 2 decades and has continued to evolve and grow in this time. However this propensity to re-invent itself has lead to a form of “identity crisis of Goth” in which even its most fervent adherents can no longer agree on a definitive answer to the question “What is Goth”.

In recent years the music industry has applied the term “Goth” rather broadly to various musical styles, which they seem unable to categorise, resulting in some confusion between various genres and the fans thereof. Unlike many of the subcultures than went before Goth does not seek to rebel against society, highlight its flaws (as was the case with the punks of the 70s) or define itself in terms of opposition to other sub cultural groupings (as was the case with the mods and the rockers of the 60s). As press interest in the genre continues, other sections of society have begun to define normality as “that which is opposed to Goth,” a common mainstream reaction faced by all subcultures at one time or another.
Goth music originated in the late 70s and has evolved and reinvented itself many times since
by Bryan October 23, 2003
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no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
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shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation
i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.
by bryan October 27, 2003
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Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft
Error 403 what the hell does that mean
by Bryan February 13, 2005
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cockhat

Robert Evans is a cockhat.
by bryan December 15, 2003
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