bryan's definitions

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005

buttercup

barths favorite word

What are you doing buttercup?

by bryan October 8, 2004

fo shizzel my nizzel

like fuker!!!ffdjhvkgfhdvlkbn lkuh lkj hkl jh u j hj kl jh uki y o;iu oi j oij oi u i y

yo dogg im from the east coast.. fo shizzel my nizzel!!!!

by Bryan March 27, 2005

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003