bryan's definitions

monolithic

To be completely drunk.

"John came home from the party monolithic."

by Bryan January 28, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.

Damn that weed is dannk

by Bryan October 18, 2003

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003