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x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

by Bryan June 14, 2005

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Libertarian

One who wants the gov't to get the hell out of their lives

In Maryland, the Libertaian party is gaining a lot of support

by Bryan June 11, 2005

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suite

The larger, usually handicapped-accessible, stall in a public restroom.

Aptly named for its luxuriously spacious accomodations, the suite is the prime location for mid-afternoon restroom breaks at work or school.

Almost exclusively located on the end of a bank of stalls, the suite ensures its occupant the utmost privacy, as he or she will never be subjected to more than one adjacent occupant.

After Jim had three 'El Grande Guapo Burrito' platters for lunch, he headed straight for the suite -- any other men's room stall just wouldn't do.

by Bryan May 19, 2005

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