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ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.
My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.
by bryan October 11, 2004
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fo shizzel my nizzel

like fuker!!!ffdjhvkgfhdvlkbn lkuh lkj hkl jh u j hj kl jh uki y o;iu oi j oij oi u i y
yo dogg im from the east coast.. fo shizzel my nizzel!!!!
by Bryan March 27, 2005
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coo

yo mom grab me a coo
by bryan May 5, 2005
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suite

The larger, usually handicapped-accessible, stall in a public restroom.

Aptly named for its luxuriously spacious accomodations, the suite is the prime location for mid-afternoon restroom breaks at work or school.

Almost exclusively located on the end of a bank of stalls, the suite ensures its occupant the utmost privacy, as he or she will never be subjected to more than one adjacent occupant.
After Jim had three 'El Grande Guapo Burrito' platters for lunch, he headed straight for the suite -- any other men's room stall just wouldn't do.
by Bryan May 19, 2005
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no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
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shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation
i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.
by bryan October 27, 2003
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Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.
Damn that weed is dannk
by Bryan October 18, 2003
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