bryan's definitions

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

yo whas poppin

Whas up, whas goin down, etc.

person#1:Yo whas poppin.
person#2:Just chillin.

by Bryan April 19, 2005

zoltron

A ancient dragon warrior that represents hilarity.

Haha. Dude, that's so zoltron.

by Bryan February 10, 2005

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

WHOUWIT

Used by coach Torence williams simply asking you who are you with!

Can allso be used to answer the original question

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
Me:"with you fo sho"

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
me:"WHOUWIT!"

by bryan November 3, 2004

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by Bryan November 22, 2004