bryan's definitions

hello world

What the harlequin fetus says when it pops out.

"Hello, world!" said the bloody, scabbed fetus.

by bryan May 24, 2004

trucker cap

Caps that preppy teen girls wear. Usually say "Von Dutch" or "John Deere" or something to that effect.

No one takes trucker caps seriously, they're a fad that will be gone in a month or two. Take it off.

by bryan August 5, 2004

Emoat

A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths.

Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! Hahahahaha! Fag!

Emo: *cries* *slits wrists* :*(

by Bryan April 28, 2005

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

buttercup

barths favorite word

What are you doing buttercup?

by bryan October 8, 2004

Narfy

Nickname to female humans Named Frances; Fran; Franny, simply a retrofitted Rearangement of Letters

Fran = Narf; Franny = Narfy

by Bryan January 29, 2005

driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

by Bryan February 24, 2005