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Libertarian

One who wants the gov't to get the hell out of their lives
In Maryland, the Libertaian party is gaining a lot of support
by Bryan June 11, 2005
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Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"
by Bryan December 2, 2004
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Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
by Bryan June 14, 2005
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