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gunga

the REAL definition of gunga is a phrase used by people in London and the SE as a nickname of a person of descent from the Indian sub-continent.

Derived originally from the film Gunga Din, where an Indian character holds the moral high ground over the British soldiers.

Mostly used without any racist undertones, but of course is up for abuse.
"oh fuckin great, the stupid gunga has short-changed me again!"

"I need some milk, lets pop into the gunga's"
by britishandworried January 30, 2005
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millwall fan

Being one myself, I must agree fully with other definitions that we are a rare breed these days thanks mostly to in-migration of non-whites causing a massive exodus of whites who once lived all over Bermondsey, New Cross and as far afield as Lewisham in great numbers.

Long dead are the days of 20,000 fans travelling to and taking over the Valley - more likely to find a dwindling 1500 sitting on buses up to Watford.

Where is this Millwall fan? South Wales, after evacuating London ahead of the masses of...others.
"a millwall fan is rather like a Man Utd fan - most commonly found living FAR away from where they play"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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arsewipe

A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.

See also wankstain and cwmgors.
"I can't believe you just squashed my hamster with the Beano 1995 Annual, you arsewipe!"
by britishandworried February 3, 2005
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kram

"My name isn't Kram."
by britishandworried February 8, 2005
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John Major

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!
Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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liberties

What you dare not take from a prat who finks he's hard as nails.
"Oi, you takin liberties, mate?!"
by britishandworried February 9, 2005
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Rhydian Mann

1. Boy who picks nose, views bogie obtained and promptly consumes it.

2. Comes to school with everything but the kitchen sink in his gimp-bag

3. Is twinned with John Mc Cririck (of BB fame) in both action and appearance.

4. Secret lover of Grissom from CSI.
"Rhydian Mann, why have you brought your stanley knife to Maths?!"
by britishandworried January 27, 2005
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