brian's definitions

bumslice

One who is immensely stupid or inept; a dumbass.

Sayd fell on her head off of the balance beam; she sure is a real bumslice.

by Brian February 10, 2003

pookie

very hot southern girl with hugh tits and a nice ass

brittannie hazelrig

by brian April 30, 2004

lund

a stupid or an idiot person can also be called 'dick head'.

You dick (lund)

by Brian August 9, 2003

lath

One who has a gigantic penis.

penis
huge
sex

When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.

by Brian April 25, 2005

Fatties

(Noun) Just another word for big, fat, floppy boobs. Also a great nickname for friends if you want to piss them off.

Holy hell that chick has some massive fatties!!

Hey fatties! How ya doin? (say this to a guy to be most effective)

by Brian October 13, 2004

Skelatwhore

A whore who is abnormally skinny.

Paris Hilton is a Skelatwhore

by Brian December 3, 2003

flip

To roll, as in a joint or a blunt.

Person 1: What are you doing
Person 2: I was about to go flip a joint
Person 1: Don't bother, I just flipped this blunt
Person 2: spark that shit up then!

by Brian June 4, 2008