Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

Shit Bastard

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.

"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"

by brett August 24, 2004

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004

fagboss

The biggest faggot you know. Usually the one who narcs a lot and never shuts the fuck up.

GOD, Sam is such a fagboss for getting us in trouble for raping that girl.

by Brett February 24, 2005

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005