brett's definitions

cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

roped

to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.

The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.

by Brett August 29, 2003

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

ropeadope

to have your opponent tire themselves out overtime.
it is also something you may scream at cars while you are racing them on sunset blvd.

ohhh ROPEADOPE, motherfucka!

by Brett December 8, 2004

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

jah jah jah

jah jah jah originated as a laugh from some european people and as it quickly spreaded it also got caught on AIM, sometimes it is used as LOL or LMAO or LMFAO.

That was funny, Jah Jah Jah

by Brett May 13, 2005

nerdgasm

To spontaneously throw one's Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in the air after seeing or hearing something that tingles their nerd-senses

Melvin: Oh, gee golly... The new X-men game is out for all consoles!!

Heimlech: !!! OMG!! *nerdgasm*

by Brett October 2, 2004