brett's definitions

Shit Bastard

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.

"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"

by brett August 24, 2004

grahmer

When someone chews up a grahm cracker, spits it on their knuckles, then punches the *asshole* (not the cheeks) of their partner.

After dinner, I wouldn't mind a grahmer from Bob.

by Brett November 13, 2003

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

roped

to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.

The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.

by Brett August 29, 2003

cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

Strong Mad

strong bad's brother.a huge guy with no neck or head and wears a high-school wrestling unniform.most of the time hes unable to make out english words.

strong-mad:THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!

strong-bad:uh yeah strong mad,thats real funny....

by brett October 16, 2003