brett's definitions

Shit Bastard

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.

"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"

by brett August 24, 2004

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

grahmer

When someone chews up a grahm cracker, spits it on their knuckles, then punches the *asshole* (not the cheeks) of their partner.

After dinner, I wouldn't mind a grahmer from Bob.

by Brett November 13, 2003

Waka Laka

waka laka is a very hard 8 step song because of the doubles, it is rather annoying and I can't do it. Its confusing

Waka Laka sucks!

by brett August 24, 2003

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005

pinkster

A person with the voice of Kermit the Frog.

David Pink is a Pinkster.

David Pink sounds like a Pinkster.

by Brett February 16, 2004

dependable

a. Worthy of being depended on; trustworthy
b. having the name Brett

Brett is a very dependable counsellor; definately director material - he definately deserves a 1 on his evaluation

by Brett August 5, 2004