brett's definitions

jerknuts

A dumbass or tool.

Can you believe that jernuts kevin got a tattoo of Ireland on his arm!?

by Brett August 25, 2003

tomicon

the events that take place at Thomas Hanes' house, once a small gathering of friends is now known to many, activities include all-night gaming, table-top role-playingness, reality melee battles
"We were basically the only group of people who could have fun without the use of a keg or a bowl" - Cole

Whats going on this friday, oh thats right we are having Tomicon.

by Brett October 24, 2004

Shit Bastard

Someone who doesn't have a father/born out of wedlock and Is being an inconsidarite ass hole.

"Shut up Kevin, your such a shit bastard!"

by brett August 24, 2004

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

low low

A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.

"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"

by Brett February 17, 2005

grahmer

When someone chews up a grahm cracker, spits it on their knuckles, then punches the *asshole* (not the cheeks) of their partner.

After dinner, I wouldn't mind a grahmer from Bob.

by Brett November 13, 2003

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004