brett's definitions

poocha

when you are showering and someone comes in the bathroom and takes a shit.

tim laid down a harcore poocha when i was bathing.

man that was some poocha

by brett February 10, 2004

Adult Swim

A block of programming on Cartoon Network that airs later at night. It features mostly funny mid-90's cartoons like Family Guy and Futurama and the rest is filled with stupid shit like anime, talking food items, and whatever other shit they can find to throw on there. Known for their 'creative' and 'cool' segues to and from commercials.

"Hey, we can't go for a run....Adult Swim is on. We'd better sit on our asses and watch this shit instead."

by Brett September 12, 2004

troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 9, 2005

Homo-Neglectus

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.

"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"

by Brett March 26, 2004

Carls

Fucking crazzy ass kid who dominate in the game of curve ball tying the score of David Ashenfelter. That fucker! fucked up the last kid who tried to beat his score.

Ho shit look at Carls play. That kid is fucking awsome.

by brett January 18, 2005

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

by Brett January 29, 2005

O rly

Similar to r u serious, used when someone makes an assertion that you don't agree with or dont know anything about.

What you just said was the dumbest shit I've ever read.

O rly.

by Brett December 12, 2003