brett's definitions

New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.

I love New Hampshire.

by Brett May 13, 2005

mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.

That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004

the screen savers

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv

Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!

by Brett August 23, 2004

aswang

One who enjoys having wang(s) in his ass.

Ben is such a freaking aswang.

by Brett October 12, 2004

gullable

stephanie i told u that gullable was in the dictionary twice and u believed me.

stephanie is so gullable for looking here

by BRETT February 12, 2004

domp

domp is a variable it can be substituted for anyone and anything

i just domped him up the domp

by brett July 17, 2003

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005