brett's definitions

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

myspace

It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."

Comment on my myspace plz LOL!

by Brett January 13, 2005

fubpwnk

The act of getting Ganked, Pwned, and Fubar'd (Fucked up Beyond Recognition)

man u got fupwnk'd by that metal pipe

by Brett May 13, 2005

ropeadope

to have your opponent tire themselves out overtime.
it is also something you may scream at cars while you are racing them on sunset blvd.

ohhh ROPEADOPE, motherfucka!

by Brett December 8, 2004

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

Fotard

One who closely resembles or shares characteristics with a retard and exhibits qualities usually associated with a fool. (fool + retard)

Look at that fotard try to trying to lick his elbow.

by Brett November 15, 2003

Lavittz

A jerk; one who is a Lavittz is a jerk

The one known as Lavittz is a jerk.

by Brett December 4, 2004