brett's definitions

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

nickerplooperness

The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.

That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.

by Brett May 2, 2003

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004

O rly

Similar to r u serious, used when someone makes an assertion that you don't agree with or dont know anything about.

What you just said was the dumbest shit I've ever read.

O rly.

by Brett December 12, 2003

grunger

Grunger, by loose definition, is anyone a teen-aged to adult-aged person whose taste in music, clothing, styles, hobbies, and whose overall upbringing have caused them to dislike the townies of their high school. Grungers usually inhabit small, poor towns, and aren't always found in great numbers. Their hallmark is formed by such bands as Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, and several modern "grunge" bands, such as Creed. Grungers mostly wear flannels, blue jeans (although not necessarily with tears or rips), and perhaps workboots. Popular hair trends are long hair, burred hair, sometimes bleached hair, but never any spikes.

Kurt Cobaine is the prime example of a Grunger.

by Brett December 22, 2003