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Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.
by Brett January 23, 2005
mugGet the Sleeping Beautymug.

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1
by Brett April 26, 2005
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flabber

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.
by brett February 22, 2005
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O rly

Similar to r u serious, used when someone makes an assertion that you don't agree with or dont know anything about.
What you just said was the dumbest shit I've ever read.

O rly.
by Brett December 12, 2003
mugGet the O rlymug.

pinkster

David Pink is a Pinkster.

David Pink sounds like a Pinkster.
by Brett February 16, 2004
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Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003
mugGet the Happy green assmongermug.

nukker

A combination between white trash and nigger, usually someone who is A) black and B) poor and lives in a trailer park, or somebody that is A)white and B)thinks they r black
Get yo dirty ass hands off my TV, nukker.
by Brett April 14, 2005
mugGet the nukkermug.

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