brett's definitions

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004

Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

The Duder

While the dude is lying on his back holding his ankles in the air, a female tongue punches his leather cheerio while he reaches climax solo cranking it. After his demon seed is released the female then tries to steal it to inseminate herself to ensure a life of prosperous sugar daddies.

Brian was getting the duder when kayla saw her oppourtinty to capitalize on an easy future.

by brett May 28, 2016

troll biscuits

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 22, 2005

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

MSRB

MSRB is the acronym said at the beginning of Counter-Strike scrimmages.

GL! HF! DD! Dont GO B! MSRB!!!!!!!!

by Brett January 7, 2005

Groundhog day

The same day over and over. Doing the same things repetitively. From the movie of the same name starring Bill Murray.

My life never changes. Every day is groundhog day. Eat, work, sleep.

by Brett March 6, 2005