brett's definitions
One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
by Brett January 23, 2005

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
by Brett April 26, 2005

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.
Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.
Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.
by brett February 22, 2005

Similar to r u serious, used when someone makes an assertion that you don't agree with or dont know anything about.
by Brett December 12, 2003

by Brett February 16, 2004

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003

A combination between white trash and nigger, usually someone who is A) black and B) poor and lives in a trailer park, or somebody that is A)white and B)thinks they r black
by Brett April 14, 2005
