brett's definitions

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004

nickerplooperness

The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.

That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.

by Brett May 2, 2003

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

jungle baby

A racial term used to describe a black person
Used in place of the word "nigger"

I hate Jamal, he is such a jungle baby.

by Brett October 24, 2004

sprunk

made at beatstreet, sprunk is the act of gettin crunk off of srpite... made originally by brett kaz and shane p

mmm son... this shit can get me sprunk in a jiffy!

Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!

by brett December 22, 2004

Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

by Brett April 2, 2005

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004