brett's definitions

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

jerknuts

A dumbass or tool.

Can you believe that jernuts kevin got a tattoo of Ireland on his arm!?

by Brett August 25, 2003

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

by brett August 11, 2003

scopare

The Italian infinitve form of the verb "to fuck." Conjugation is up to those who already know enough Italian to do so.

Ti scopa!

by Brett April 7, 2004