brett's definitions

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

troll biscuits

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 22, 2005

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004

Groundhog day

The same day over and over. Doing the same things repetitively. From the movie of the same name starring Bill Murray.

My life never changes. Every day is groundhog day. Eat, work, sleep.

by Brett March 6, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Originating in the 80s, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are one of the first bands ever to mix cool raps with some punk and heavy metal, along with great guitar solos. Authors of the famous under the bridge (widely mistaken as city of angels), the Red Hot Chili Peppers were influencial to many styles today, including groups such as the stone temple pilots, and even rage against the machine.

Flea has amazing bass solos!

by brett June 13, 2003

smokey

The name I call my cat.

Hey smokey, shut up with ur crying

by Brett July 20, 2004

Fotard

One who closely resembles or shares characteristics with a retard and exhibits qualities usually associated with a fool. (fool + retard)

Look at that fotard try to trying to lick his elbow.

by Brett November 15, 2003