brett's definitions

Ownt

Getting ur ass kicked while playing a computer game, like Counter-Strike....DoD, u get it...

Player1 kills Player2 with an ak47 without getting touched.

Player1: I OWNT U MOTHAF****A
Player2: Get laid fagmuncher

by brett July 6, 2004

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

nickerplooperness

The act of wearing a bright yellow dragonball Z shirt to a school band concert where you are supposed to wear black and white.

That fucker he had to nickerplooperness last night and fuck over our chances of getting some fat ass.

by Brett May 2, 2003

Duck Dodgers

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.

Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!

by Brett February 17, 2005

the screen savers

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv

Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!

by Brett August 23, 2004

aswang

One who enjoys having wang(s) in his ass.

Ben is such a freaking aswang.

by Brett October 12, 2004

domp

domp is a variable it can be substituted for anyone and anything

i just domped him up the domp

by brett July 17, 2003