brett's definitions

dish tits

Nipples that are the size of dinner plates or bigger

God Damn, did you see Jennies nipples? Shes got some dish tits.

by Brett October 24, 2004

mormon

I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

wet

slang for a mixture of PCP (Phencyclidine)which is a horse tranquilizer, and embalming fluid (fermaldahide). The psychosis inducing liquid is used to dip cigarettes, blunts, or marijuana joints creating vivid hallucinations for its user

Yo, I say we dip this blunt I just rolled in some wet.

by Brett August 23, 2003

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

by Brett April 7, 2004

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004

Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

by brett August 11, 2003