wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 03, 2004

Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 05, 2005

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

by Brett April 07, 2004

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

roped

to get caught, arrested, or captured by police or some other authority figure.

The cops saw us skipping school so we all got roped up.

by Brett August 29, 2003