brett's definitions
The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.
by Brett May 13, 2005
Get the New Hampshiremug. When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.
by brett September 20, 2004
Get the unicornmug. A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.
by Brett February 17, 2005
Get the low lowmug. The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.
On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.
Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.
Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.
by Brett July 21, 2005
Get the skiftmug. The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.
by brett January 20, 2004
Get the swabblemug. 
1. A term commonly used with the words "popped" and "her" to describe to someone if you had devirginized a virgin.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.
"You know Meg? I popped her cherry last night"
"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"
"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"
by brett August 10, 2003
Get the cherrymug.