brett's definitions

gullable

stephanie i told u that gullable was in the dictionary twice and u believed me.

stephanie is so gullable for looking here

by BRETT February 12, 2004

mother fucker face

A kid who is a god damn ass hole.

That little Shit bastard is a mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004

aswang

One who enjoys having wang(s) in his ass.

Ben is such a freaking aswang.

by Brett October 12, 2004

alcoholic

Someone who goes to meetings

I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.

by Brett February 24, 2005

mormon

I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

by Brett June 20, 2003

email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 8, 2005

Coach Z

the struggling coach and soon to be rapper with his smash single "these people try to fade me".from homestarrunner.com

coach z:ive got a great costume!"

by brett October 16, 2003