brett's definitions

unicorn

When you stick a strapon dildo on your head and proceed in a thrusting motion to stick it in a orifice.

Brett loves to unicorn his gf vicky in the asshole

by brett September 20, 2004

Waka Laka

waka laka is a very hard 8 step song because of the doubles, it is rather annoying and I can't do it. Its confusing

Waka Laka sucks!

by brett August 24, 2003

boobgasm

The orgasmic feeling a woman gets after taking her bra off after a long day.

When I get home from work the first thing I do is take my bra off and say, "ahh, boobgasm"!

by Brett January 18, 2004

Dru C

Classification for Gaga's.

(1)That one chick in my history class... what a Dru C.
(2)Dru C is taking over...

by Brett September 27, 2004

troll

one who causes major trouble on discussion boards, chat rooms, and other online things.

Trolls are usually the ones that are anonymous on many sites so they aren't seen, and then they are able to cause major disruptions to sites.

Post one: where can i find a download for this file.
Post two: WTF, just use the freakin search feature, and you'll find it.

by brett January 20, 2004

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005