brendan's definitions

Bam

The city in Iran where 20,000+ people were killed from an earthquake measuring 6.5. Strange how it's only getting about 25% of the news coverage in the UK when the attacks on the World Trade Center, New York got about 95% of the news coverage with 2,500 dead.

"Did you hear about Bam in Iran? Over 20,000 dead. A disaster waiting to happen due to the poor strength of the buildings."

by brendan December 28, 2003

subs

Short for subwoofers; speaker subwoofers. Often referring to in car speakers.

"wow, man. hella phat subs in yo ride fo sho"

by brendan August 6, 2004

misfuckinstaken

mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.

If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!

by Brendan January 16, 2003

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 1, 2004

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004

ratt

Club in Bathgate, Scotland (Room at the Top)

Your going to ratt tonight?

by brendan August 28, 2004

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005