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brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 19, 2004

whhaer

a penis that is perfectly round and flat, like a plate.

Stop eating off your whhaer, you don't want to get it dirty just after you polished it.

by Brandon April 14, 2004

Woo-ha!

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

by Brandon March 11, 2004

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

Reanimation

Worst. CD. Ever. Thank you Linkin Park

God, what a piece of CRAP.

by Brandon November 22, 2004

goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"

by Brandon January 5, 2004