bobby's definitions

phuk

The new cool way to spell FUCK

Phuk, the Phuking, Phukers.

by Bobby November 19, 2004

hot momma

do in a minute

ian`s mom

by bobby December 15, 2003

I.B.S.

Identified Butt Snatcher: The close cousin of the UFO's. The aliens that drive the IBS have been identified and scientifically classified. Instead of probing the ass, they simply probe it with their own "Tool".

If youre lucky you will have a close encounter with the IBS and they will take you to Uranus

by bobby April 5, 2003

ash katchum

A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.

He has the voice of Ash Katchum!

by bobby April 12, 2004

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004

cuntified

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity

She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.

by Bobby October 17, 2003

struggler

One who is bad at a certain skill, technique, or subject in school.

John was an avid struggler when it came to geometry.

by Bobby November 23, 2003