bob's definitions

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

Paws

Paws is one of if not the greatest ass holes ever.

What the fuck dood dont kick my ass, fuckin hell paws nock it off

by BOB December 20, 2004

Spackrumpet

Muppet, Dickhead, Spacker, Asshole, P00fb0i, m00c0w

Harper is a Spackrumpet

by Bob March 16, 2004

sexual intercourse

how old are you again?

Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.

by bob May 7, 2005

wapanese

An American person who has gone a little too far in worshipping Japanese people.

A Wapanese is someone who

-likes the dorkiest, most childlike animes

-talks in half Japanese, half English a.k.a Janpanglish

-thinks they are an uber-cool japanese person

-are usually a failure in American society

Keep in mind that there is a difference between a dedicated anime fan and a Wapanese. A normal manga/anime lover is merely someone who reads manga and/or watches anime, perhaps even calling their friends "-chan" or using the words "chibi" or "kawaii" once in a while, just to be cute. A Wapanese takes it so far it gets REALLY, REALLY annoying.

no need for definition- you'll know one when you see one

by Bob February 1, 2005

abstinence

Sex can wait, masterbate!

ATM= abstinence till marriage

by bob March 30, 2005