bob's definitions

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

changor

A thing
Syn. (Froner, Jerry LINE, rognahc)

look at that changor

by BOB February 13, 2003

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

Divorce

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!

A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!

by bob January 5, 2004

anti fit

this is shop translation for "specially designed so that they will never fit you"

get these antifit jeans for only $5000!

by bob March 27, 2004

assmonger

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

by Bob November 24, 2003

Radge

see duge and stc

oh nut pure ya wee mental radge

by bob November 20, 2003