bob's definitions

half-inchy

A stout young brute who has the unfortunate flaw of having a half-inch penis.

Some guy's asian girl friend bangs her best male friend since his half-inchy can't satisfy her.

by Bob April 18, 2004

Em Erdman

A hot gurl who has lots of energy and is about five foot nothing. There is more to say, but this is a frickin' dictionary.

Em Erdman rocks my world!

by Bob April 17, 2005

Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.

So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...

by bob May 13, 2005

seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

chute slider

A top in anal sex.

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!

by Bob August 18, 2003

swos

abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.

"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"

by Bob November 21, 2002

monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head

you look like a monnchichi

by Bob May 9, 2003