99 definitions by blue cawdrey

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by blue cawdrey November 21, 2004

Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

trouble at the mill

Archaic term originating in the industrial North of England.

Similar in meaning to the shit hit the fan

the mill, a textile mill or factory.

<Lancashire accent>
The'v layed off 200 hundred at Crossleys, the'll be trouble at 't mill, you mark my words.

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

Snowball in hell

No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale

That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.

You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004