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The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.
"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"

"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"

"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
anablog by Clintacus January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on January 17, 2006
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A.K.A. "logblog" "log-blog."

Ancient personal storage device made with cream of wood.
My computer bag becomes incrementally heavier and less efficient depending on how many logblogs, p-books, or how much sheet-printed static media I choose to include. If it is my intention to inscribe (manually input data) upon any of these items, I must also decide which or how many (should I require RGBCMYK capabilities) delectronic styluses to carry as well.

Interesting fact: In order to include graphics in anablogs, images had to be located WITHOUT SEARCH ENGINES and glues or sticky tapes were required to physically adhere them to the "pages". Sometimes artistic talent was even used to MANUALLY HAND-BUILD images directly onto the media.

Inclusion of active or interactive video or audio content in an anablog was COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE!
anablog by Armand Banana January 21, 2006
Anorexic people's blogs. They blab about how fat they are and make us all feel bad about ourselves... or, do they?
someone's anablog: 'oh. my. god. I ate like, a carrot today. I mean, I'm never going to be 42 pounds if I keep this up!!!. I think all 72 pounds of me should die. I am so FAT! and so BAD! oh I think I'll go puke that carrot up.'
anablog by hashely January 19, 2006
A contraction of the phrase "Analyst Blog". Specifically, a blog of someone who analyzes sectors of industry for the stock market. Someone turned to for informed opinions on a given subject, particularly subjects related to current events.
As Seen On YouTube:
"Tom writes an anablog on the alternative fuels sector and joins us by webcam from his office in North Carolina. Tom? How bad is it?"
anablog by Craig Slizst May 10, 2006

Analog Horror 

A subgenre of horror told in the manner of a classic analog style. Typically using an old school, pre-digital style when presenting lore, using things such as television broadcasts or infomercials in generally "nostalgic" styles. Most often presents itself as a web-series.
Local 58 and Gemini Home Entertainment are good examples of Analog Horror.
Analog Horror by tempertant June 5, 2021

Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman
Analog shit by Clever webster August 2, 2017
Word of the Day on August 5, 2017

Analog Digitalli 

New project by Mike Colin 2009.
From afar via cpu, the creature gave birth to the analog digitalli.
Analog Digitalli by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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