Pissing Razorblades 

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

Pissing Razorblades by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

pissing razor blades 

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

pissing razor blades by N Alleem April 24, 2007

pissin razorblades 

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain

ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos

pissin razorblades by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

feels like im pissing razor blades 

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

feels like im pissing razor blades by name your November 15, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019