blake's definitions

hart

A buck... or male deer to all you non-hunters out there.

I just shot a hart! Come quick... the stag needs to be cleaned!

by Blake January 10, 2005

GW

Short for the famouse online CORPG, Guild Wars that kicks any other mmo in the balls. (www.guildwars.com)

Shinsei is the best monk in GW

by Blake December 8, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

by BLAKE October 10, 2004

Shapappy

The act of whipping a person accross the face in the a very degrading. Victims of this actions are usually left with no sense of pride or wanting to live. This usually falls upon people who pass out after small amounts of alcohol.

Shawn who drove a sunbird who sold it for a gayer car known as a cavalier (not just girls drive them) got shapappied when he passed out walking up the stairs, he wishes he was dead now.Shit I Got You Good

by Blake September 20, 2004