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Sperm Credit Union
A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Sperm Credit Union by bitchuck September 3, 2024
cumbucket
Where my cum goes. A bucket full to the brim with fresh spunk, usually placed on one night stand where it is used to collect the semen from circle jerks, orgies, gangbangs and bukkakes.
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Also, an affectionate term of endearment for the provocatively-dressed sexually liberated unique treasure who offers to slurp up the whole bucket with you after everyone has made a deposit — and remains thirsty for more. This loving cumbucket will invite you not only to coat her in your special sauce, but to fill all of her holes with your yummy cream. She will make you cum buckets. If you find her, marry her and be very happy for the rest of your days.
fanny pack
An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
fanny pack by bitchuck August 31, 2024
hormone blockers
Hormone blockers, also known in some contexts as puberty blockers, are used by transsexuals to block various sex hormones. For instance spironolactone, a diuretic, is often prescribed to male-to-female transgender persons to block androgens or male hormones.
A hormone replacement therapy (HRT) regimen usually consists of at least two prescription drugs: hormone blockers to block the original hormones, plus a new, replacement hormone in the desired gender. For instance, an M2F transgender patient may be given spironolactone to block male hormones (androgens, testosterone) plus a female hormone such as estrogen (Premarin, a drug made from pregnant mares' urine, for example).
Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
hormone blockers by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Lolita bed for Girls
A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
Lolita bed for Girls by bitchuck August 30, 2024
LATA
Local access and transport area (LATA) is a bullshit term used in U.S. telecommunications regulation to draw an arbitrary line within which telephone calls, even if long-distance, are billed by your local telephone company instead of by your long distance company.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
LATA is just an arbitrary administrative construct created by the Feudal Communications Commission (FCC) to allow various monopoly telephone companies to delineate their respective fiefdoms. It's notable primarily for being marginally less useful than LADA, the Soviet motorcar.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.