billthecat's definitions

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

TSA

Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".

The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.

Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.

by billthecat February 17, 2010

burger dump

A way of dumping an unwanted guest before Thanksgiving dinner by instead taking the guy over to a crappy burger joint such as McDonald's.

Instead of getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner I got the burger dump.

by billthecat February 6, 2009

HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

by billthecat March 8, 2010

toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

by billthecat April 27, 2009

Burnaby Dinner Jacket

A plaid flannel shirt shirt worn untucked and unbuttoned, typically with an undershirt. On hot days it's taken off and tied around the waist by the arm sleeves.

The Burnaby Dinner Jacket is the choice of wear of Canadian lumberjacks.

by billthecat February 6, 2009

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009