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A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.
by billthecat July 28, 2009
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Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
Reality: "heaving vomit poison"
Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
by billthecat March 8, 2010
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The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.
The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.
by billthecat February 17, 2010
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