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HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.
by billthecat March 8, 2010
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toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.
by billthecat March 4, 2010
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blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.
Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.
by billthecat December 23, 2009
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urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 7, 2012
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spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.
by billthecat April 27, 2009
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Spanish exit

Instead of paying your share of the restaurant bill you bum more money from your dinner companions. Similar to greek exit
He took the spanish exit and used the money to buy more booze.
by billthecat December 17, 2012
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